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>\\ Kyle Zane, known on websites as xenoletum, is an avid technophile. After displaying
>\\ remarkable capabilites to use a computer from a young age, he has since moved
>\\ on to using his knowledge for educating the technologically impaired users in his
>\\ immediate area. Known to run on a strict diet of conventions and caffeine, he
>\\ spends most of his time loafing around the house. In the time where he is not
>\\ loafing around the house, he's traditionally at his current job at Office Depot, which he
>\\ hates. When not working he can usually be found behind his computer, or at "Nesh",
>\\ a mall in Bensalem, PA. When not there, he attempts to better himself at instruments,
>\\ specifically drums.
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>\\ Kyle is seen most of the time with a Zune, a Microsoft alternative to the iPod,
>\\ along his side at all times, as well as his cell phone. He listens to most types of
>\\ music and is always willing to try some more out. Musical interests include the
>\\ works of: Bang Camaro, The Ataris, Blink-182, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco,
>\\ Bon Jovi, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, and Linkin Park.
>\\
>\\ Intel also reports that Kyle once was a heavy gamer, but since has relaxed and
>\\ now plays casually. Focusing most of his time playing the game "Rock Band",
>\\ this shows that he spends more of his time wishing he was a musician, rather
>\\ than actually being one. He is currently romantically involved with one Jess*** Y******,
>\\ a girl who he met in Philadelphia while she was in college. He rarely ever gets to
>\\ see her, mostly due to her residing at her normal residence in H********, PA.
>\\
>\\ The urban dictionary defines Kyle to be "A generous, outgoing guy who goes out
>\\ of his way for his friends. Can be sweet and caring towards people, he has a laid
>\\ back and calm approach. Truthful, gullable, lovely and Sexy. Can be a bit of a
>\\ stress head at times, can also hold grudges for a long period of time. Nice to get to
>\\ know, easy to fall in love with." This defintion wouldn't have held true several years
>\\ ago, but since then he has changed. If you do see Kyle, please make an attempt to
>\\ befriend him, as you probably do drink, and he does not. He will drive you around while
>\\ you get drunk, just as long as you don't have a problem wtih him being there.
>\\
>\\ Kyle is currently seeking a second job, or is looking to resign his position at Office
>\\ Depot, and find a full time job in the technology industry. Either that, or get his lazy
>\\ ass back into school for a degree.
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